![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:09 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
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KILL IT
KILL IT NOW
KILL IT UNTIL IT’S KILLED DEAD FOREVER
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:15 |
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Outside of autozone of course
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![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:16 |
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No
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:20 |
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Hey, you guys leave Optimus Primes autistic brother alone!
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:21 |
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If only it was Autozone. The well integrated (but horrifying) cuts, bulbs and corners mean serious bodywork went into making this. Only a bodyshop could do it. If it was all stickon autozone shit, you could take it off. But this? Beyond salvageable. Kill it with fire is the only option left... :(
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:22 |
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Which begs the question: What the hell could be left for him to buy from there?
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:23 |
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You know when you have to turn around and go back where you just walked from so you pretend you lost something and start patting your pockets and stick your hands inside them to act like you forgot something instead of just stopping and turning around and walking back?
This car isn’t like that. They did one ugly modification and kept going pretending it all intentional.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:36 |
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“i cover up my taillights so they don’t work good”
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:38 |
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All that money spent on terrible mods and they couldn’t even spring for some wheel spacers?
![]() 02/19/2017 at 20:41 |
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Or non-stock wheels
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That person must have a sense of humor. Nobody could possibly do that unironically.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:01 |
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no strip the body and weld tume frame around it
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:24 |
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I want it. Because it’s probably sell as the cheapest Viper ever... unless of course he know what he has, and won’t accept any low ballers.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:31 |
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He might trade it for a skidoo or a CRX with a mostly attached bodykit.
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That ranks right up there with the dragon vette.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:45 |
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Is that a del Sol under there?
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:48 |
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It looks to be an actual viper.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 21:52 |
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Part of me thinks that, but another part of me thinks that that’s a hell of a lot of time and money for a joke
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On the plus side, he has two center brake lights.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 23:03 |
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Monster Trucks should have been this Viper and the Dragon Vette coming alive and going after their owners for the greatest revenge movie ever made.
![]() 02/19/2017 at 23:44 |
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That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I saw Transformers 4 in theaters.
![]() 02/20/2017 at 00:29 |
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This makes that Vibe camper thing look downright beautiful.
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![]() 02/22/2017 at 04:28 |
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Tell me it doesn’t exist
![]() 02/22/2017 at 04:54 |
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Given there is sr20 evidence of it, we must assume the worst..
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:(
At
At least it still has stock rims...
:(
![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:15 |
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DeMuro ran a Carfax on the plate back in November when we first came across it. This was the result.
![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:21 |
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It’s begging to be set on fire again.
![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:25 |
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Please tell me this is another one of your fine photoshops.
![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:30 |
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![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:34 |
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Oh, man . Sometimes you just can’t make this shit up.
![]() 02/28/2017 at 20:36 |
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There is only one solution:
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The odo checks out good though - NP!
![]() 02/28/2017 at 21:19 |
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well at least they looked really cool when they totaled it, and not completely ridiculous.
![]() 03/01/2017 at 07:49 |
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Well at least they kept with the theme of the brake lights saying VIPER. Just so you know that it’s a VIPER. Because it is still a VIPER.